The Hipster

By |2020-02-20T20:08:26+00:00February 20th, 2020|Uncategorized|

The hipster, latte cup in hand, surveys the restaurant, and cares not if his habits paint him as a dilettante. A billion years of evolution have lead to what we see- the hybrid combination: Man [...]

WINGED DOG

By |2020-02-20T20:07:26+00:00February 20th, 2020|Uncategorized|

One day our dog, of all strange things, spontaneously sprouted wings. As charming as it seemed to us, our spirited canine Pegasus was soon cavorting in the air creating chaos everywhere! Once he began, he [...]

MISTER SNAKE

By |2020-02-04T01:01:04+00:00February 4th, 2020|Uncategorized|

Congratulations, Mister Snake You gave my universe a shake! I thought I knew you well, instead, I didn’t spot your diamond head, Nor did I spy your scaly coils When you made me your comic [...]

A CAUTIONARY VERSE

By |2020-01-20T20:54:43+00:00January 20th, 2020|Uncategorized|

A poem walked down a busy street And saw a friend she’d like to meet. So, off the sunny curb she strode Into the middle of the road. Distracted by the friend she spied, she [...]

Poor Ned

By |2020-01-20T20:52:48+00:00January 20th, 2020|Uncategorized|

Poor Ned, in times of great distress Would hide himself beneath his desk. To answer threats both great or small he wouldn’t leave his spot at all, And hid there to allay his fears, remaining [...]

LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE

By |2019-10-13T17:11:29+00:00October 13th, 2019|Uncategorized|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rPKeUXjEvE&feature=youtu.be Way back in 2011, I had my very first viral video, Shakespeare in Celebrity Voices I watched breathless, as in a few days it surpassed half a million views, changing my life forever. It [...]

THE INTERSECTION OF ACCIDENTS

By |2019-10-03T22:58:29+00:00October 3rd, 2019|Uncategorized|

There exists in Paris a peculiar intersection that has come to be known as “The Intersection of Arguments.” In a city of narrow streets, this crossing in the 4th Arrondissement, a tony part of Paris [...]

SIXTY GREASE OF SEPARATION

By |2019-09-15T18:59:36+00:00September 15th, 2019|Uncategorized|

I have some thoughts about turning 60 today. You can possibly guess what they are. Obvious fact #1: The age one looks is different from the way one feels. Obvious fact #2: As longevity increases [...]