Bruce Bowden

“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”

Keili Lefkovitz

"Dear Anne, Time Share not as advertised. Please pack your heavy petticoat. Yours truly, Chilly Willy"

Karri Shaw and Gil Miller!

“I’m telling you Glarb, I don’t need the human head mask – everyone here is accepting me for who I am!” "Finally! The one day a year I don’t have to wear this dumb mask."

Eric Krackow

“Fly Lives Matter.”

Danny Mann

"Well, you can kiss your deductible goodbye…"

Hunter Hopewell 

"Unfortunately for Dan, there was an expert in the audience on crossing roads and the reasons behind it."

David N. Aitken

“Sorry, we still don’t know who the sperm donor is, but we will be looking.”

Evan Berry

“Excuse me, kids — I’ve been trying to find the hair salon at this address for five years. Do either of you happen to have a merit badge for pet grooming?”

Kevin Nalty

“Yes, it's a large hole and YES, I leave in 5 minutes. But no pressure to sew it... I've gone more than two years without pants and will be fine at my client workshop!”

MICHAEL WISNER

"The burning bush said it was ten commandments. When I scanned it, all I got was a Starbucks’ coupon.”