"Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff"
January 31, 2024
Deadline: Ended
Michael Metzler
"Yeah… but she MIGHT show up."
January 7, 2024
Deadline: Ended
Bruce Bowden
“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”
December 5, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Keili Lefkovitz
"Dear Anne, Time Share not as advertised. Please pack your heavy petticoat. Yours truly, Chilly Willy"
October 29, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Karri Shaw and Gil Miller!
“I’m telling you Glarb, I don’t need the human head mask – everyone here is accepting me for who I am!” "Finally! The one day a year I don’t have to wear this dumb mask."
September 8, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Eric Krackow
“Fly Lives Matter.”
August 2, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Danny Mann
"Well, you can kiss your deductible goodbye…"
June 28, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Hunter Hopewell
"Unfortunately for Dan, there was an expert in the audience on crossing roads and the reasons behind it."
May 13, 2023
Deadline: Ended
David N. Aitken
“Sorry, we still don’t know who the sperm donor is, but we will be looking.”
March 17, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Evan Berry
“Excuse me, kids — I’ve been trying to find the hair salon at this address for five years. Do either of you happen to have a merit badge for pet grooming?”