Roger Scott Olsen

"See dad, I told you octopi were smart. Look, he’s gonna tap out Morse code on the glass."

Sussan D. Halstead

"Don't sulk. It's my turn to end the 'Game."

Pete Clement

"Until the family can get another sword swallowing gig we will have to keep in trim on this diet"

David Stuknik

"Hello Space Farm? I’ve been involved in an accident."

Mark Moffett

"Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff"

Michael Metzler

"Yeah… but she MIGHT show up."

Bruce Bowden

“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”

Keili Lefkovitz

"Dear Anne, Time Share not as advertised. Please pack your heavy petticoat. Yours truly, Chilly Willy"

Karri Shaw and Gil Miller!

“I’m telling you Glarb, I don’t need the human head mask – everyone here is accepting me for who I am!” "Finally! The one day a year I don’t have to wear this dumb mask."

Eric Krackow

“Fly Lives Matter.”