November 14, 2024
“What do you mean by ‘we robots have no use for anaesthetics’?”
October 8, 2024
July 31, 2024
"See dad, I told you octopi were smart. Look, he’s gonna tap out Morse code on the glass."
June 7, 2024
"Don't sulk. It's my turn to end the 'Game."
May 5, 2024
"Until the family can get another sword swallowing gig we will have to keep in trim on this diet"
April 7, 2024
"Hello Space Farm? I’ve been involved in an accident."
March 12, 2024
"Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff"
January 31, 2024
"Yeah… but she MIGHT show up."
January 7, 2024
“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”
December 5, 2023
"Dear Anne, Time Share not as advertised. Please pack your heavy petticoat. Yours truly, Chilly Willy"