"Unfortunately for Dan, there was an expert in the audience on crossing roads and the reasons behind it."
May 13, 2023
Deadline: Ended
David N. Aitken
“Sorry, we still don’t know who the sperm donor is, but we will be looking.”
March 17, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Evan Berry
“Excuse me, kids — I’ve been trying to find the hair salon at this address for five years. Do either of you happen to have a merit badge for pet grooming?”
February 1, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Kevin Nalty
“Yes, it's a large hole and YES, I leave in 5 minutes. But no pressure to sew it... I've gone more than two years without pants and will be fine at my client workshop!”
January 1, 2023
Deadline: Ended
MICHAEL WISNER
"The burning bush said it was ten commandments. When I scanned it, all I got was a Starbucks’ coupon.”
December 1, 2022
Deadline: Ended
povonodo
“Now, here's how you evade NORAD…”
November 1, 2022
Deadline: Ended
WALTER VON HUENE
“It’s only one ply, stop bidding!”
October 15, 2022
Deadline: Ended
NICK JAMESON
“Superman has a problem with Kryptonite, I have a problem with trees. Little patience over here?”