April 16, 2025
March 5, 2025
Gosh dern it! Will you quit humming “Buffalo Gals won’t you come out tonight” I can’t concentrate.
January 20, 2025
"It looks like we need about 500 marshmallows. Not too burnt though!"
November 14, 2024
“What do you mean by ‘we robots have no use for anaesthetics’?”
October 8, 2024
July 31, 2024
"See dad, I told you octopi were smart. Look, he’s gonna tap out Morse code on the glass."
June 7, 2024
"Don't sulk. It's my turn to end the 'Game."
May 5, 2024
"Until the family can get another sword swallowing gig we will have to keep in trim on this diet"
April 7, 2024
"Hello Space Farm? I’ve been involved in an accident."
March 12, 2024
"Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff"