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Did you know that the & on your hand is not a tattoo you got when you were drunk, but your veins weirdly twisted in your hand? So that explains why my hand hurts.
…and another thing… and ANOTHER thing… and ANOTHER… and one more… plus, additional things…
I don’t think you have a shorthand. Pretty looks normal to me.
“And I see…”
“And what? Just tell me!”
I see improv in your future…you will embrace the concepts of “Yes, hand”….
…and maybe not.
I foresee that you will attend numerous improv classes and concentrate on the art of “Yes and…”
I’m not exactly seeing dollar signs in your future, but…
Mr. Matthau,
I see, & I see, & I see your ears continue to grow.
& you owe me $$$.
“Very good. Very good. Now, we’ll look at your right ‘and.”
It was then that Tom realized he had a problem with hand-writing.
I can see your future by readin’ your ‘ands.
Your future shows sand in your amper.
Depending on the angle, it can be seen as an ampersand, an “F,” an “8,” or an infinity sign. So, you owe me for four readings. Plus a mandatory tip.
I see a very, very generous and empathetic soul who, out of the goodness of his heart, will be giving a poor palm reader his Bitcoin password.
Just soak a tissue in rubbing alcohol and rub. And keep you permanent markers separate from your dry-markers!
This is a very rare sign from above! It says that you will be marrying a palm reader before the summer!
You’re going to have to teach your little daughter the difference between permanent markers and dry-markers!
Oll’roight, ‘oo’s the woise guy? Oi said oi wanted ta see ya ‘and! Ya ‘AND!
Depending on the angle, it can be seen as an ampersand, an “F,” an “8,” or an infinity sign. So, you owe me for four readings. Plus a mandatory tip.
I see a very, very generous and empathetic soul who, out of the goodness of his heart, will be giving a poor palm reader his Bitcoin password. [I corrected a typo in this one. Use this one, please.]
Just soak a tissue in rubbing alcohol and rub. And keep your permanent markers separate from your dry-markers!
This is a very rare sign from above! It says that you will be marrying a palm reader before the summer!
You’re going to have to teach your little daughter the difference between permanent markers and dry-markers!
And???
“Don’t try to worm your way out of this!”
“Is your name Brandon?”
“Mr. Williams, nobody is going to notice you got a tattoo of a stick figure sitting with his arms across his legs!”
Remember, the preacher said I pronounce you husband & Wife? This is a reminder that the & is Til Death Do Us Part – and I just met your new secretary!
“Ahhhhhh you have the very rare ampersand hand….THE AMPERHAND!! You are doomed to go through life making decisions but always thinking “Annnnnnnnnd??”
..and.. nothing you start will ever be finished..there will always be something to add!
You’ve eaten way too many boxes of General Mills cereal. You are not long for this world.
And you’re ugly. That’ll be fifty bucks.
“You’ve got a very unusual and”
This one is gonna cost you extra!
Is this a joke?
YES! And…
“I see your screenplay getting many co-writers.”
You have a conjunction on your hand. It’s called an ampersand . Hopefully it will not lead to a contraction that WOULD’NT be good and very painful.
“Your lifeline is a guy named Andy.”
This is gonna cost you double!
Sorry, Pal, your going to need something with Dollar signs to pay for this reading!
Be careful about accepting any “plus one” invitations.
I told you to keep your hand away from the Printing Press (And) you see what happened!
And And And I see you’ve caught your hand in the Laser Printer again!
The fortune teller said his life was full of twists & turns…mostly &s.