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Now we have proof even God can get a hangover.
1) “Take a picture of our big Pitcher!”
2) “And behind me is King Kong’s morning smoothie!”
“Some say it’s half full!”
And this pitcher was dragged here by the Druids, as it didn’t match
their Stonehenge theme.
And this is Pitcher Rock. Formed at the same geologic time as the Grande Canyon and Yosemitea Valley.
And here we have the first (and largest) Kool Aid pitcher!
And here we have the world’s largest and oldest Kool Aid pitcher!
“Believe it or not, this natural rock formation was the inspiration for the modern day coffee pot.”
This is Close Encounters of the 2nd Kind…no potatoes were needed….
Welcome to Margaritaville Canyon!
Behold the splendor of the Easter Island Blender
“Some say if the Devil ever finds the right outlet to plug it into, this blender will magically make every man, woman, and child drunk for 17 minutes.”
And here’s our monument to the first pitcher and the countless number of refills it contained!
“Mount Vitamix, located in the Kitchenwares Dept of the Bed, Bath, and Beyond mountain range, has a long, troubled history. Everything from people, to hopes and dreams have been consumed and destroyed over the years. Now let’s all walk around to the ladder in the rear.”
“Behold, Stone Blend” .
We think some mug carved this when no one was looking.
Be careful posting Pictures of Pitcher Butte. Inaccurate spellling will land your photo on the Baseball Beefcake site.
In the Valley of the Gods this is known as Apollo’s Last Lemonade Stand.
Picture, Pitcher, it’s all Europe…
The theme was “Melting Pot”…the sculptor gave us a Blender!!!
So take a pick of Pitcher Peek. And they say I’m alliterate!
Yessir, this is Teapot Dome. Looks like a good place to drill!
“…and to your right is the majestic Blender of the Badlands.”
It holds a purported 30,000 gallons of margaritas.
After years of speculation, this carved monument is proof that our Native Americans were fabulous cocktail party hosts.
Too many folks were afraid that Devil’s Tower would invite another invasion, so they lasered it into a Pitcher
The suffering of the Israelites continued. After 40 years of wandering in the desert, G-d sent down this blender; Unfortunately, there was no ice.
This blender produced the world’s biggest margarita! A lot of tequila, salt and lime went into making that!
“Now this monument here I never really thought blended in, what do you think?”
” Everytime i stop at this monument I get thirsty but I don’t know why.”
While we’re here folks, would you like me to Fix you a smoothie. Anybody have any ice cubes?
Here, ladies and gentlemen is Mount Smoothie! Named after that famous cold, icy drink.
I’m telling you folks this is a pitcher of perfectionism
The big shots in Washington want a picther of your work
Your great grandpa did this 100 years ago
You can take only one picture of the famous “Pitcher Rock.” But since you’re from New York, we might say, “you can only take one pitcha of ‘Pitcher Rock’.
This kid asked some guy with a beard and sandals where he could get some water, and it suddenly appeared! And it never empties and the ice never melts!
Yeah. There used to be glasses, too, but someone must have stole ’em.
You think that’s weird? You shoulda seen the guy that put it down there.
You think that’s weird? You shoulda seen the huge lemon that used to be in it.
You think that’s weird? You shoulda seen that elephant that almost drowned in it.
“And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the infamous Blender Rock. Site of the great vegetable massacre of ‘45.”
And this here is the “Big Blender,” named after its surveyor, Tobias Eugene Blender. Fun fact: After visiting here in 1920, Stephen Poplawski was inspired to call his 1922 invention the “blender”.
“None has ascended the perilous Mount Cuisinart and made it back in one piece!”
“We call this formation Kegger Rock.”
“It’s not The Sphinx. It’s The Drinx”
“And this iconic monument was apparently formed to make a killer Margarita.”
“It used to have a removable top, but we’ve lost it.”
“Hey, check this out — if I hold my hand up like this, it looks like I’m grabbing it.”
Pitcher this, your on the desert for days and you’re thirsty and hot. You start to see things that aren’t there. Water is the only thing on your mind.
Water Water everywhere, but not a drop to drink! Am I seeing things?
Pitcher this, you and your buddy having been walking for days on a desert, your both thirsty and you start to see things.
“Powerful natural forces fashioned these shapes out of the unyielding rock. One mile up the trail, we’ll see the Harley-davidson Twin Carb formation.”
“Inspired by Mount Rushmore, Tarquin Merryweather laboured for twenty years to give us ‘The President’s Jug.'”
Look, I don’t know what it is. We were hoping you’d get rid of it for us.
“it’s not as regular as old faithful…it only erupts when they forget to put the lid on it.”
“Yes, this is God’s blender. Left it behind after making some DNA in his kitchen. Next on the tour is Satan’s oven found in Death Valley.”