January 20, 2025
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"It looks like we need about 500 marshmallows. Not too burnt though!"
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“I’m sorry to tell you don’t have enough PTO to cover this little vacation you are on and we really need you to come back”
Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you. Your car warranty has ecpired.
“Hi! Do you need homeowners insurance?”
” No man is an island!”
“Hello…have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ??” 🤔
“Uh, Jenkins, I’ve been looking for you all day…you missed the staff meeting!!”
Psssst. Just wanted to let you know Wilson made it home. He’s married now with 6 balls.
“Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon??”
“I’m sorry, sir, this is a non-smoking island!!”
“Do you have a moment to talk about your car’s extended warranty?”
Haven’t you heard about Global Warming?!
C’mon; corporate cuts can’t be this bad?!
I know how much SpongeBob means to you…BUT HE’S NOT REAL!!! So Mr President please come back to reality.
Hey – could you CC Brad on that? Thanks!
You’re wanted on the bridge as soon as you’re done with your Holodeck session, sir.
Will you require fish or beef for grilling this evening?
“Hi. I’m Tom and I invented fire first!”
1) “Excuse me old chap! No fires allowed on this Island!”
2) “Hey Idiot! This isn’t Fire Island”
3) “I’m Rod Serling, and you’re one step closer to the Twilight Zone.”
4) “Do you have a camping permit for building a fire?”
5) “Charleton Heston is that you? You’re a long way from the Planet of the Apes!”
6) “Can you you work a little faster? The salmon starting to smell a little fishy!”
7) “Hey, I just wanted to let you know, the FIRE GODS are not impressed!”
8) “The chocolate, marsh mellows and graham crackers are on their way out!”
9) “Uh, we’re going to need a bigger fire than that for the Virgin sacrifice!”
“Have you considered installing solar?”
Eh, can you keep it down out here, we’re in the middle of a very important meeting!
Eh buddy, can you keep it down out here? We’re in the middle of a very important meeting!
This is the No Smoke section of the island.
Can you please signal someone to find out what happened to the rest of my house?
The game show wants to know how your fabulous Pacific vacation is going.
You’re fired!
Governor Newsom sent me. He said knock it off.
I’m going to need to see your campfire permit
I’m from the EPA, and controlled burns are not allowed in this vicinity.
“You’re going to have to leave the island. I have prospective buyers coming any minute!”
Hey Luigi! We’ve been looking all over for you!
Hey Luigi! We’ve been looking all over for you!
“Robinson Crusoe, This Is Your Life”
I’m sorry, but there’s no one in here that goes by the name of “Wilson.”
If you didn’t like what was behind Door Number Three, you didn’t have to take it!
“Mr. Crusoe, your manservant should be arriving next — oh, which day was it?”
“Excuse me but the Fire Marshal says that’s against code.”
Do you have to bother me now! Tell Rod Sterling that I’m busy cooking a meal!” And I don’t know how to Serve Man!”
Once again, Tim’s artistic technique comes under fire from corporate.
Hey! Put it out and come below decks now! We submerge in 5 minutes!
Hey! In the name of the Whale Protection Society, put out that fire immediately and stop hurting the whale!
Hey! You’re gonna burn my sound stage down.
OK Fred, you’re overacting. Relax and let’s do Take 7. You can do this,
Hi SIr. Have you considered a Tuff Shed?
Carl Smith? Your wife says you can come home now.
Fred Jones? I’m from the IRS.
I’m from the Air Quality Management District.
“Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Good news, Mr. Nelson! Your stock portfolio increased in value 17.53% in December and we look well-positioned to continue modest gains for the few two quarters of 2025 as a result of a highly diversified portfolio and a complex integrated risk minimization strategy.
That’s no way to put up a tent!
We’re ready for your close up Mr DeMille
What are you doing here? I’m trying to get away from the office!
Robinson, table for 1?
Sorry for the wait….your table is ready!
“Last audition for Robinson Crusoe?”
Good day sir. I’m Robert with the Pure Spring Water company. Would you be interested in purchasing some water today?
Our corporation owns the proprietary rights to fire, on this island. We would appreciate it if you would put that out. We would hate to resort to litigation.
Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be, only?
Mr. Hanks, due to the state of emergency declaration, the production of Castaway 2 is on hold until we can approve open flames on set again.
OK That’s it you’re fired!
When you’re done playing with twigs, how about paying the rent?!
Last chance to pay the rent before eviction!
Hey, I’ve been working all day, when will dinner be ready?
Will you hurry it up? I’ve been all dressed up with nowhere to go.
“Hi. I’m Brad from Ford. Can I interest you in a new Mustang?”
oops, wrong floor…
Nice fire! Where’s the food?
Nice fire! Where’s the food? (Hey Jim, This is a second caption)
Have you seen Wilson?
You did get a fire permit, right?
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
That must have been some hard work, making branches out of a palm tree?
Tree branches? Palm tree? Where have you been?
Excuse me. May I play through?
Sir, you’re table is ready. Will you have guests?
Have you seen Wilson?
You did get a fire permit, right?
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
That must have been some hard work, making branches out of a palm tree?
Tree branches? Palm tree? Where have you been?
Excuse me. May I play through?
Sir, you’re table is ready. Will anyone be joining you?
Hey! Put it out and come below decks now! We submerge in 5 minutes!
Hey! In the name of the Whale Protection Society, put out that fire immediately and stop hurting the whale!
Hey! You’re gonna burn my sound stage down.
OK Fred, you’re overacting. Relax and let’s do Take 7. You can do this,
Hi SIr. Have you considered a Tuff Shed?
Carl Smith? Your wife says you can come home now.
Fred Jones? I’m from the IRS.
I’m from the Air Quality Management District.
Got a match?
When my Uber driver arrives tell him I’ll be right out
“I’m sorry, sir, but you did say you wanted what was behind Door Number Three.”
“Can you put that out?! It’s setting off our smoke alarm..”
“We’re withdrawing your insurance now the wind has come up…”
“Will it be the dinner jacket or the tuxedo tonight, sir?”
“I’m only an hallucination, but I just stopped by to say ‘keep your pecker up.'”
“Look, I know I’m just a mirage, but favoring a basketball over me, really?
“Look, I know I’m just a mirage, but favoring a basketball over me, really?”
Hey! Get in here and close this palm door … the movie’s about to start!
What? Another fire? Do you think wood grows on trees?
“We’re losing audience ratings, so we decided to tell you it’s just a TV show, Truman.”
“Sorry, I must have taken a wrong turn at the ‘Adjustment Bureau’. I won’t disturb you.”
Have you seen Wilson -party of one….
there once was a sailor from nepal
who shipwrecked on an island quite small
he was then caught unawares
by a neighbor downstairs
who said it wasn’t an islet atoll
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oh wow… your kitchen has an island?!
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hey can I borrow your lighter?
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you know you’re hallucinating right?
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aw geez… I overdressed AGAIN!
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oh dang… did you say CASUAL?!
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don’t worry, no one will notice
that your twigs aren’t from
this palm tree
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ok I’m off… don’t wait up
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hello… I’m your FEMA rep
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excuse me…
is THIS the new yorker cartoon?
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umm… I know you’re new here…
but this is a non smoking island
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It looks like we need about 500 marshmallows. Not too burnt though.