November 14, 2024
Deadline: December 7, 2024
Enter your caption(s):
Previous Contests
All captions, once submitted, become exclusive property of Meskimen Applied Silliness, Inc.
All Images Copyright Meskimen Applied Silliness, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
I am going to have to ask you to remove your pants. We need to probe…
“Sir, if you could just roll over on your stomach, we can get started.”
Ummm … what will you DO with the silver fillings once you remove them?
No, it’s not what you think. I’m just here to give you a whiter,
brighter smile.
Now’s about the time most people regret casting their vote
against the use of AI.
As an AI doctor, I’m unable to lie. This is going to hurt.
Normally I do oil changes. This is my first re-assignment.
You want to drill where?
[Probing Questions]
“No, no, no Medic Droid 41!!! Where on my wife!”
Welcome to EARTH🫵
“And now for some truly PROBING questions!!”
“Um, you know I’m only here for a cleaning, right??”
“What do you mean by ‘we robots have no use for anaesthetics’ ???”
Things look different. Are you sure that was Novocaine?
“So, this is pain free right? “
Robot: “Yes, the pain comes free of charge.”
When I accepted automatic communication I didn’t mean tgis!
You got a license to operate thst drill?
You sre up on all your continuing education downloads, right?
Oops! Wrong one!
I was just here for a cleaning!
That sure is a nice tooth, but I like the ones I have.
Just. Try. To. Relax
I hope my bill isn’t going to be as large as that drill!
1) “Don’t worry, this anal probe only hurts once!”
2) “Does your insurance cover anal probes?”
2) “The bad news is we found some cavities. The good news is we have a new LAZER removal system. You’ll be our first patient to try it!”
3) “Don’t worry, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it will me!”
4) “The good news is we have this new BIONIC Drill to remove your cavities, The bad news is we just ran out of Anethesia!”
I’m here for an ear exam not a rear exam!
I”m telling you, I’m here for an ear exam not a rear exam!
Now, open up and say 011011010100110001011001010100101010…
Of course I’m not the doctor. This is.
According to this analysis, you are not human.
A couple of treatments with this and you will look as good as me.
“I should have known. The waiting room magazine selection was just a bunch of tech manuals.”
-or-
“No, turning me off and back on again won’t help with the pain.”
-or-
“Don’t worry, I only went rogue once. Okay, twice…”
-or-
“I preferred it when the scariest thing in here was the bill.”
“Please relax, I am going to fill your Splik … Boink … Derk … C-cavity.”
“Option Menu: Say ‘1’ for filling. Say ‘2’ for pain relief. Say ‘3’ for cashback. Say ‘4’ for low cost insurance. Say ‘5’ to hear the options again.”
No, no. I run an auto body shop with spare parts for cars not people!
You want to charge my battery where??!!
“I was assembling cars last week. I might be a bit ‘rusty’.”