October 8, 2024
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“All mighty duck”.
Are you sure we should have used a RUBBER ducky?
What if it doesn’t float?
The Natives Providing Their Sacrifice to the God Ernie, hoping he will continue to bless them with Bath Time Fun
Are you sure just one big rubber ducky will work? The God Ernie said he wanted a whole POND of them!
REMEMBER TO COOK MINE MEDIUM RARE!
I said Duck I never said sacrifice the Duck!!
Remember I want Roast Duck, not charcoal duck. I know, I know, I need to get the oven fixed!!!
Remember I want Roast Duck, not charcoaled duck. I know, I know, I need to get the oven fixed!!!
This gives a whole new meaning to duck and cover!
This is not how you play duck, duck, goose!
Whelp! Looks like your golden goose is cooked now!
I guess this is what the brochure meant by “duck and cover”…
1) “I Think we’re supposed to be using a Human sacrifice!”
2) “I’m glad we decided to use Duck Duck Go!”
3) “Are you sure King Kong wanted a rubber Duckie in his jacuzzi?”
4) “You were supposed gold-plate the duck before giving it to the Volcano God!”
‘Is the duck prepared for roasting??’
‘YES CHEF!’
Whoa! That’s the one that lays the Golden Eggs!!!
Are you sure this is the right address? It says Chichen Itza, not it’s a chicken.
Put the duck in for 45 minutes, then take it out and baste it with BBQ sauce,
dijon mustard and whooshtish… wootish… woostershur… that sauce that
no one knows how to pronounce.
“May this giant rubber duck appease you, oh god of baths.”
“Ernie from Sesame Street would be proud!”
“The duck….i mean buck stops here!”
” This is quackers!”
“Duck” yelled the chief, but it was too late. His youngest son was taken away by a 300 lb bath toy.
Hold up, guys! It turns out we’re supposed to sacrifice Big Chuck!
The ancients worshipped the Marshmallow Peep — but when they tried to brown it, it caught fire.
This is gonna be one hell of a bubble bath!
Why you never heard of the first Easter Island
“Duck!” screamed the chief, but it was too late. His son had no time to see the 350 lb bath toy land on his shoulders.
Scene from the movie “The Birth of Duckman.”
stupid auto correct…! i did not say “duck”!
“where are all the bubbles? i thought i was going to a bathtub?”
We need a big diaper.
Hold it… HOLD IT! Nice work everyone,
but El Hefe has changed his mind…
no bath tonight!
Okay, second team…
stand by with the orange sauce!
Guys… GUYS!!! That’s his toy…
We need a REAL duck for dinner!
Dave!!! Dave???
Whaddaya mean he fell in?
C’mon let’s move it people…
the guests are already on cocktails.
Okay… nice work everyone…
just one quick announcement…
from this day forward…
a bath toy shall not qualify
as a burnt sacrifice.
HEY… whoever’s driving the brown cart
with spotted grey oxen… they’re ticketing!
Better late than Never:
The Sacrifice of James Carey
No I can spel-
“The sacrifice of James Carrey”
And depictions of the ritual baffled anthropologists for the next ten millennia…