July 31, 2024
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"See dad, I told you octopi were smart. Look, he’s gonna tap out Morse code on the glass."
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“Hey dad, I showed him that video ‘Animals do the Strangest Things’.”
I tbink he’s going to make a break for it! Can we bring him home ?
Look, Dad. It is silver. I told you so.
Look Pa! They said he was dangerous but he LOVES it when I rub his head.
“Hey Dad, it’s like your favorite song… hammer time!”
Dad! Hurry! Tell them to put a “No Tapping The Glass” sign on the inside!
“Hey Dad! Look!!! It’s MC Octopus Hammer time!” You can’t touch this….
Dad, I think I know why the Hammerhead Shark tanks were closed!
1) “Hey Dad, look! He wants me to get hammered!”
2) “Hey Dad! I think he’s looking for a job in construction!”
3) “He says he’s striking against Captain Nemo!”
4) “It says its pronouns are Phylum Mollusca and Cephalopod!”
“Look Daddy, the octopus has found Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir.”
“Look mom, he looks just like daddy on one of his fix-it benders that makes you yell so loud!”
Look Dad! They have TikTok!
Hey dad! Isn’t that the hammer you were looking for??
Think he’s saying “you can’t touch this!”!!
You know what he told me, Dad? “After me the deluge!”
See dad, I told you octopi were smart. Look, he’s gonna tap out Morse code on the glass.
“He said he needs a bigger tank.”
Hey Dad! I found my hammer!
“Hey, dad! I think I know who nailed those starfish to the sturgeon!”
“He said he’s working on a Trini Lopez impression”
Hey, Dad, isn’t that the hammer you said you lost?
Hey, Dad, maybe this guy could help with your roof work.
Hey, Dad, wanna’ see this guy tap on the glass?
Wow, that looks just like you Dad when you’re working!
Hey Dad! This octopus wants to be free! That’s good. Right Dad?
Son, this exhibit is going to be a smash after all!
This Squid has been threatening to smash his way out for 100 years, but don’t point at him, son, that is impolite.
OK, son let me handle this. Easy, easy Squid, put the weapon down slowly and put all 8 legs up where I can see them!
Look dad it’s a hammer just like the one you smashed your finger with
Hey, Dad! This guy got hammered at the aquarium today – just like you!
I’d start running if I were you!!!
Look dad!! He wants to break the glass so we can swim with him!!!
I read that the octopus is a great escape artist, but I didn’t know they could use tools.
Is this a hammerhead octopus?
Look dad!! He wants to use the hammer when he grows up and be a Kraken.
Dad! What’s that saying? “when you only have a hammer…”
Hey Pops ,,, he said something about ,,, ” On the count of three ” ,,,,,,,