June 7, 2024

Deadline: July 27, 2024
Jim Meskimen - Cartoon Contest - 79

Enter your caption(s):

  1. David Edwards (povonodo) June 8, 2024 at 4:52 am

    Serves you right for naming me “Gary Catsparov.”

  2. Marty Kassowitz June 9, 2024 at 9:06 am

    Normally I just knock things off of your shelves. But I like this more sophisticated way of doing it. Saves me from all that damn feline climbing BS.

  3. Marty Kassowitz June 9, 2024 at 9:08 am

    If you had some notion that I valued your presence, the trouncing I’m giving you here should disabuse you of that illusory concept.

  4. Jon Carlson June 9, 2024 at 9:22 am

    “CHECKMATE… RUGLESS!”

  5. Cindy Feshbach June 9, 2024 at 10:18 am

    In retrospect, the pink panther would’ve been a better choice.

  6. Sussan D. Halstead June 9, 2024 at 10:45 am

    “You bested me once…..why shouldn’t I return the favor?”

  7. Sussan D. Halstead June 9, 2024 at 10:50 am

    “Don’t take it personally…..I never did…..”

  8. Sussan D. Halstead June 9, 2024 at 10:57 am

    “Don’t sulk. It’s my turn to end the ‘Game’.”

  9. Corey Messick June 9, 2024 at 10:58 am

    “Who’s king uh da jungle, NOW?”

  10. Ivor Gleek June 9, 2024 at 11:14 am

    Paw Plays Pawn

  11. Gary Stuckey June 9, 2024 at 11:30 am

    “I must say, Dave, playing chess against myself is so much more challenging! But a bet is a bet. The keys to your car, please!

  12. Diane Moore June 9, 2024 at 1:03 pm

    The kitchen and bathroom rugs just lay there…you truly are a challenging opponent. You are beating my like I’m an old rug.

  13. LaVonna June 9, 2024 at 1:58 pm

    There must be something to this animal instict thing.

  14. Jeffrey Freeman June 9, 2024 at 3:31 pm

    Next time I’ll buy a Bear rug that plays chess!

  15. Jeffrey Freeman June 9, 2024 at 3:38 pm

    Those lessons from Bobby Fischer where a waste of time!

  16. Ivor Gleek June 9, 2024 at 3:55 pm

    “I’m not called The Lion King Of Chess for nothing. Mate in two!”

  17. Sheila Jindela June 9, 2024 at 5:40 pm

    I was thinking of eating after we’re done, but you’re much too shrewd an opponent! Best 2 out of 3??

  18. Sheila Jindela June 9, 2024 at 5:50 pm

    I know what you’re thinking… will this king take your king!!

  19. Sussan D. Halstead June 9, 2024 at 5:55 pm

    “I captured your King. You captured mine. By the way, which floor is he on?”

  20. Walter Cox June 9, 2024 at 10:18 pm

    “I liked you better when you were a rug!”

  21. George Hawley June 10, 2024 at 6:38 am

    Correction to my prior spelling:

    “Cats and logs reign”

  22. Sheila Jindela June 11, 2024 at 9:25 am

    The point I’m making is that while you sit there looking serious and intent, I’m casually laying down here whopping your butt!

  23. LISA LISA June 21, 2024 at 1:05 pm

    Think cautiously before your next move, A beautiful bear rug once sat in your place

  24. LISA LISA June 21, 2024 at 1:27 pm

    I skinned you once and brought you back to life but that life is now in your next move.

  25. LISA LISA June 21, 2024 at 1:33 pm

    Smug as a rug will get you nowhere but transformed into a luxurious coat for the lady of the house.

  26. LISA LISA June 21, 2024 at 1:35 pm

    I never met a rug I didn’t beat…. to it’s death.

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