June 7, 2024
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"Don't sulk. It's my turn to end the 'Game."
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Serves you right for naming me “Gary Catsparov.”
Normally I just knock things off of your shelves. But I like this more sophisticated way of doing it. Saves me from all that damn feline climbing BS.
If you had some notion that I valued your presence, the trouncing I’m giving you here should disabuse you of that illusory concept.
“CHECKMATE… RUGLESS!”
In retrospect, the pink panther would’ve been a better choice.
“You bested me once…..why shouldn’t I return the favor?”
“Don’t take it personally…..I never did…..”
“Don’t sulk. It’s my turn to end the ‘Game’.”
“Who’s king uh da jungle, NOW?”
Paw Plays Pawn
“I must say, Dave, playing chess against myself is so much more challenging! But a bet is a bet. The keys to your car, please!
The kitchen and bathroom rugs just lay there…you truly are a challenging opponent. You are beating my like I’m an old rug.
There must be something to this animal instict thing.
Next time I’ll buy a Bear rug that plays chess!
Those lessons from Bobby Fischer where a waste of time!
“I’m not called The Lion King Of Chess for nothing. Mate in two!”
I was thinking of eating after we’re done, but you’re much too shrewd an opponent! Best 2 out of 3??
I know what you’re thinking… will this king take your king!!
“I captured your King. You captured mine. By the way, which floor is he on?”
“I liked you better when you were a rug!”
Correction to my prior spelling:
“Cats and logs reign”
The point I’m making is that while you sit there looking serious and intent, I’m casually laying down here whopping your butt!
Think cautiously before your next move, A beautiful bear rug once sat in your place
I skinned you once and brought you back to life but that life is now in your next move.
Smug as a rug will get you nowhere but transformed into a luxurious coat for the lady of the house.
I never met a rug I didn’t beat…. to it’s death.