May 5, 2024
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"Until the family can get another sword swallowing gig we will have to keep in trim on this diet"
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What’s wrong, Larry? Your Father said I nailed this dish tonight!
Auntie, you really nailed it with the iron supplement!
Tetanus anyone?
1) “Nailed it don’t you think son?
2) “Every boy needs some iron in his diet!”
3) “And I have some delicious screws for dessert!”
4) “Didn’t I teach you not to play with your food?”
5) “Rare, just the way you like it!”
6) “Finish your last nail or you won’t get dessert!”
7) “Here’s a nail to go along with your wood!”
8) “If you don’t want it, just feed it to the cat!”
Jimmy, you’re not eating your avatarts…
Is this what they mean when they say you shouldn’t bite your nails?
“I hope you’re connected to Blue Tooth!”
“You’ve gotta nail your macros..”
I got hammered at dinner last night…
Until the family can get another sword swallowing gig we will have to keep in trim on this diet.
With the price of steak what it is we just have to get dietary iron like this..
They’re both organic AND recycled..
“This is gonna’ be areal nail biter….”
Mama, I love having dinner with that family, and tonight you really nailed it.
That’s right, blueberry nails. And they’re chock full of anti-oxidants.
I couldn’t decide, crickets or nails, but I know you’re vegan, so…
I was thinking these would help you develop a stronger spine.
You had mentioned your iron deficiency, so I just thought…
I know, I wanted to re-imagine Taco Tuesday.
Let’s have snails I said! SNAILS!
It might be hard to swallow at first, but you’re gonna nail it.
Now don’t embarrass me in front of your Uncles, eat it like the man I raised you to be!
It’s not going to kill you to try Momma’s new recipe
It has all the vitamins and metals you will need
” You must try them , they’re packed full of iron & really stick to your ribs “
Nailed it.
Take this nail in remembrance of Him.
Thank you. I’ve been looking all over for that nail. Would you like some more?
They’re perfectly safe dear, and a really good form of fiber!
And now your recommended daily allowance of iron!
I made them special with my secret sauce!
Be sure to save some room for dessert, Jason. Although it may be hard to swallow.
Even only one meets your daily iron requirement.
We all started with just one. Now, we’re all over 100 and feel 30 years younger.
I thought you said you were “as tough as nails”?!!
Well! You put(ate) that away ‘right sharpish’!!(with gusto)
‘These nails are delicious’!
I understand you’re a real nuts and bolts kind of guy
We’re having a Soup to Nuts dinner. Hope you like the main dish!
“You’re such a picky eater, Jason. These are the finest dew picked galvanised 3 inchers you can get.”
1. I don’t want to brag, but….I think I really nailed this.
2. We have an iron deficiency.
This is just the appetizer – the swords will be out shortly.
Eat! We need more iron in our diets.
Consider them ladder nails, not coffin nails.
It was at this moment Phil knew for a fact that he had gifted granny’s dinner party with the wrong brownies.
The doctor told him he needed more iron in his diet, and next thing i know he maxed out our credit cards at Jims Supplies
I hope you like it dear, eat em while they’re sharp!
No need to examine it, I saved the best one for you dear
oh honey, before you chow down, I am your sole beneficiary, right?
Kramer, may I offer you a nail for your thoughts? They came fresh, straight from the Steel Crops!
What’s the matter? No one ever told ya’ iron is good for you?