April 7, 2024
Deadline: Ended
Winner
David Stuknik
"Hello Space Farm? I’ve been involved in an accident."
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Caption 1: “Can you hear me, now?” (I’m guessing this one will come up a few times 😄)
Caption 2: “Is that what the ocean sounds like?”
Caption 3: “Something about, ‘if you break it you bought it’..?”
Inter-Galactic Towing? Yeah. I hit a piece of orbital trash and I need a tow.
Yes, hello, space-side galactic assistance…
Galactic emergency operator:: what is your emergency?
Martian: l want to report a hit and fly by.
I should have paid my rent!
“Captain, we inflected some minor damage to American satellite solar cells. I suggest we tweet that the Chinese did it and not bother our insurance firm.
Hey guys. It’s Snorfel again. I’d like to again apologize for texting while flying, and ask if you could please come back for me so I don’t miss the Earth conquest attempt 2. .
Hello Space Farm? I’ve been involved in an accident.
Did you get the duct tape like I asked or do you need to turn around?
AAA? I need a tow! I just got hit by an unmarked saucer!
Ug, ixnay on the eath day ay ray, this is a weather satellite.
Zork, bean me down a coupla’ rolls of duct taoe. Got a little oopsie to patch up.
Zork, beam me down a coupla’ rolls of duct tape. Got a little oopsie to patch.
Hey Slick, how’s about waiting until I finish checking out the craft BEFORE firing the death ray!
My deductible is WHAT!!!
“Can you hear me now?”
“But, I get better reception from here!”
“….Whaddaya mean.. my third party insurance policy is expired???
Can you hear me Elon? I am the mother of your X-traterrestial and I will NOT be ignored!
Hey Zorp! You were right! It’s another piece of Earthling space junk. Could you put “B-o-e-i-n-g” in the translator and tell me what it means?
Hey Zorp! Have you been cheating on your diet and munching on aluminum and crystalline silicon again?
Hey Zxelp! You were right, once again! It’s another piece of Earthling space junk. Could you put “B-O-E-I-N-G” in the translator and tell me what it means?
Hey Zxelp! Have you been cheating on your diet and munching on crystalline silicon and aluminum again?
These earthlings are terrible drivers. I’m going to need a new parking space
Yeah, 911? I’d like to report a hit and run by a satellite.
Hey, Marv, you think the auto club will help us with this?
Hello, NASA? I think I have some bad news for you.
This is not going to look good on my license.
I was trying to fix the cell service out here when I got clipped by one of your saucers!
Hope you have insurance!
Hello, Universal UFO Underwriters?
Talk about cheap! I have a date with the richest man in the world tonight, and Elon won’t answer the phone and
send me a space shuttle starship ride at a time like this! Am I not beautiful enough?
Talk about cheap! I have a date with the richest man in the world tonight, and he won’t answer the phone and
send me a space shuttle starship ride at a time like this! Am I not beautiful enough Elon?
Hey Don, I don’t care if you got canceled! I can’t work via satellite for you anymore! Elon just tried to take me out!
1) “Can you hear me? Can your hear me now?”
2) “Uh yeah, I’m going to need that insurance policy after all!”
3) “Uh, no big deal honey. I just hit some piece of metal floating in space!”
4) “Uh, I’m phoning home. Hello?”
5) Boy, are some Earthling going to be pissed!”
6) “And like a good neighbor…State Farm is there…”
7) “It wasn’t my fault! This satellite cut right in front of me!”
8) “Hello, State Farm? Yes, I’d like to report an accident…Uh, huh, yeah, I’m a flying purple people eater..!”
“How long before UFO-TOW gets here? What’s that? Two light years. Forget it. SpaceX Rescue can be here in an hour”
“Hello mum. I’ll be home late. I’ve just had a close encounter. No, not the third kind. More like the crash kind”
“E.T. Phone home…….”👽
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: How may I help? Ohh!! You panicked AND forgot your towel…..😬
So you think you can eliminate me & our baby that easily?! Either I get a new spacecraft NOW or your X is mine!
I know you tried to kill us Elon! I’m keeping this baby! You can’t cancel me! your X is mine! Do you hear me?!
Hey Elon, I thought we had a wonderful night. If you didn’t want to see me anymore, couldn’t you just have told me?
Houston….we have a problem.
Knock it off, bub. As a credentialed member of the Inter-galactic Press Corps, I assure you that any further aggression will be rebuffed with scathing editorials.
Hey Mom, I’m up in the air about dinner plans for tonight.
“How lucky am I to be stuck here? The view of the eclipse is out of this world”
“Hello, AAA?
You’re not going to believe this…”
“Hello? Is this Sirius XM? Yeah sorry about this but don’t worry I have full universal coverage.”
“Hello, Jake from State Farm? We’re covered. Right?”