March 12, 2024

Deadline: Ended


Mark Moffett

Jim Meskimen - Cartoon Contest - 76

"Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff"

  1. Diane Moore March 12, 2024 at 3:15 pm

    What a dog!

  2. Diane Moore March 12, 2024 at 3:18 pm

    You have such a good human. I can’t begin to tell you the behaviors that I have seen with some dog’s people. SMH. Is he neutered?

  3. Jeff Rector March 12, 2024 at 3:24 pm

    1) “Hey you’re kind of cute! When we’re done, you wanna get a bowl of water together?”
    2) “I used to do this at Universal Studios, but the let me go when they found out I was a dog!”
    3) “There’s something about how the light reflects off your scruffy ears!”
    4) “So what’s your story? Are you and your human dating or what?”
    5) “When I’m finished, what do you say we go out and get some dog chow together?”
    6) “I’ll be done in a minute, my right paw is starting to cramp up on me!”
    7) “You look absolutely “Poodlelishis!”

  4. Sisu Raiken March 12, 2024 at 3:25 pm

    Honestly, Monsieur, to qualify for my Art Class nude, she’s just gonna have to lose the pearls.

  5. Roger Scott Olsen March 12, 2024 at 3:28 pm

    I zink zees ees not your first portrait zeeting, yes?

  6. Jeffrey Freeman March 12, 2024 at 3:36 pm

    Sorry Mon Cherie, I left my color pencils at home. This will have to be in black and white!

  7. Gil Miller March 12, 2024 at 3:51 pm

    It really is a dog paint dog world.

  8. Mark Moffett March 12, 2024 at 3:58 pm

    “Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff.”

  9. Adrian Carr March 12, 2024 at 4:00 pm

    Of course it’s in charcoal – why do you think this cartoon is black and white?

  10. H Fujita March 12, 2024 at 4:02 pm

    You need to direct your human to stop fidgeting if you expect me to capture your essence!

  11. Charlene Thorburn March 12, 2024 at 4:22 pm

    We often do portraits to pet humans.

  12. Cathy March 12, 2024 at 5:03 pm

    Do not worry, Cheri, I sill use AI to edit your ears to be more even. No one will know your ears are not perfect! And by the way – you are perfect to me!!! Has anyone ever told you that you are the most perfect Disney dog? Why, the sidewalk chalk wants to pull a Mary Poppins!

  13. Cathy March 12, 2024 at 5:04 pm

    I meant “will” use AI, not sill – typo

  14. Rachel Hutcheson March 12, 2024 at 5:18 pm

    “Yes, work it poodle, that’s right, work it, excellent, show me your dog.”

  15. Dawn Biedermann March 12, 2024 at 5:18 pm

    “I will paint you like one of those French doggies”

  16. Sussan D. Halstead March 12, 2024 at 5:23 pm

    Poodle Doodle🐩🖌🤪

  17. hannes March 12, 2024 at 6:27 pm

    Opposing thumbs sure would come in handy

  18. Zonnie Bauer March 12, 2024 at 6:38 pm

    Ohhh! That ear! Love that ear! It’s all about the ear! Oh! The ear!
    You say her name is Vincent?Vinnie for short?

  19. James Justice March 12, 2024 at 6:39 pm

    Now, say “cheese” and flash those gorgeous canines… Not you, Henri – Fifi.

  20. Rhonda Rees March 12, 2024 at 6:44 pm

    I’m afraid it’s gone to the dogs!!

  21. Peter kendall March 12, 2024 at 7:25 pm

    Trust me
    I’m an artist

  22. Simon P Brookes March 12, 2024 at 7:56 pm

    Oui! I noodle your poodle! It’s oodles of fun!

  23. Sussan D. Halstead March 12, 2024 at 9:09 pm

    “I will use all my skill to capture
    your feminine ‘puulchritude’ on canvas!”
    Or: ‘poodlechritude’
    (your choice)

  24. Walter Cox March 12, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    “Paint me like one of your French poodles, Jack”

  25. Bill Williams March 12, 2024 at 10:04 pm

    “So you met him while you were on the inside”? This will be nice for him to have at the pound, very thoughtful”…

  26. Jon Carlson March 12, 2024 at 11:35 pm

    “I would very much like to paint you au naturale… sans le leash!”

  27. Sheila Jindela March 13, 2024 at 5:05 am

    Rudy is the only one Bridget would sit pretty for!

  28. Sheila Jindela March 13, 2024 at 9:41 am

    Can you lower your right ear? It looks like you’re asking a question!

  29. cindy Feshbach March 13, 2024 at 11:22 am

    I identify as un chien. Et to?

  30. Bruce Bowden March 14, 2024 at 7:16 am

    “Have you ever thought of posing for a nude?”

  31. Edward Sanko March 14, 2024 at 9:45 am

    Ah my petite noble poodle. You do not deserve to be on the leash. After I finish this masterpiece, you must come with me into the park. I will show you the sweet life of being a free poodle in Paris.

  32. Toby Burwell March 15, 2024 at 6:34 am

    Now step away so I can sign it.

  33. Jack Lucas March 17, 2024 at 1:28 am

    If you’re born with opposable thumbs, you better live off them.

  34. Jack Lucas March 17, 2024 at 6:49 pm

    “You can pay me with a new collar.”

  35. Ivor Gleek March 19, 2024 at 12:33 pm

    My name is Edgar Dogas. Obviously I am an impressionist.

  36. Ivor Gleek March 20, 2024 at 1:44 am

    Don’t expect a Rembrandt. It’s only a ruff ruff sketch.

  37. Jennifer Canaveral March 29, 2024 at 10:29 am

    If you like what you see, go ahead and paw that ‘Subscribe’ button.

  38. Pamela March 31, 2024 at 8:56 am

    ” Your time to take a bow ”
    Wow !

  39. danny mann March 31, 2024 at 11:15 pm

    you know you french have
    such a mature attitude about nudity

    I only do tasteful nudity!

    you know you’re not the first dog to pose nude

    ok now give me playful… and yet pensive…
    goood goood… a little less cyndi lauper…
    a little more sarah mclachlan…

    thaaaat’s it… thaaaat’s it…
    nowwww hold it… hooooold it…
    oh and just let me know
    if you need a, you know… hydrant

    ok then it’s settled…
    you get a bunch of your friends
    together this saturday night
    and I shall set to canvas
    my magnum opus
    all of you — playing poker!

    ohhh… you don’t like “fifi, around 2”
    well how about “dog, day, afternoon”?

    really? 1600 on your SATs!!!
    so it’s true what they say about you poodles

    not only is your owner not in my painting
    his head isn’t even in the cartoon

    wait, so he’s only here
    because you can’t SIT
    unless he says it?
    ok that’s pretty lame

    you really put the “pet” in petulant

    that’s ok, that’s ok…
    mona lisa didn’t smile
    and look where she is now!

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