March 12, 2024
Deadline: Ended
Winner
Mark Moffett
"Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff"
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What a dog!
You have such a good human. I can’t begin to tell you the behaviors that I have seen with some dog’s people. SMH. Is he neutered?
1) “Hey you’re kind of cute! When we’re done, you wanna get a bowl of water together?”
2) “I used to do this at Universal Studios, but the let me go when they found out I was a dog!”
3) “There’s something about how the light reflects off your scruffy ears!”
4) “So what’s your story? Are you and your human dating or what?”
5) “When I’m finished, what do you say we go out and get some dog chow together?”
6) “I’ll be done in a minute, my right paw is starting to cramp up on me!”
7) “You look absolutely “Poodlelishis!”
Honestly, Monsieur, to qualify for my Art Class nude, she’s just gonna have to lose the pearls.
I zink zees ees not your first portrait zeeting, yes?
Sorry Mon Cherie, I left my color pencils at home. This will have to be in black and white!
It really is a dog paint dog world.
“Of course all my paintings are scratch and sniff.”
Of course it’s in charcoal – why do you think this cartoon is black and white?
You need to direct your human to stop fidgeting if you expect me to capture your essence!
We often do portraits to pet humans.
Do not worry, Cheri, I sill use AI to edit your ears to be more even. No one will know your ears are not perfect! And by the way – you are perfect to me!!! Has anyone ever told you that you are the most perfect Disney dog? Why, the sidewalk chalk wants to pull a Mary Poppins!
I meant “will” use AI, not sill – typo
“Yes, work it poodle, that’s right, work it, excellent, show me your dog.”
“I will paint you like one of those French doggies”
Poodle Doodle🐩🖌🤪
Opposing thumbs sure would come in handy
Ohhh! That ear! Love that ear! It’s all about the ear! Oh! The ear!
You say her name is Vincent?Vinnie for short?
Now, say “cheese” and flash those gorgeous canines… Not you, Henri – Fifi.
I’m afraid it’s gone to the dogs!!
Trust me
I’m an artist
Oui! I noodle your poodle! It’s oodles of fun!
“I will use all my skill to capture
your feminine ‘puulchritude’ on canvas!”
Or: ‘poodlechritude’
(your choice)
“Paint me like one of your French poodles, Jack”
“So you met him while you were on the inside”? This will be nice for him to have at the pound, very thoughtful”…
“I would very much like to paint you au naturale… sans le leash!”
Rudy is the only one Bridget would sit pretty for!
Can you lower your right ear? It looks like you’re asking a question!
I identify as un chien. Et to?
“Have you ever thought of posing for a nude?”
Ah my petite noble poodle. You do not deserve to be on the leash. After I finish this masterpiece, you must come with me into the park. I will show you the sweet life of being a free poodle in Paris.
Now step away so I can sign it.
If you’re born with opposable thumbs, you better live off them.
“You can pay me with a new collar.”
My name is Edgar Dogas. Obviously I am an impressionist.
Don’t expect a Rembrandt. It’s only a ruff ruff sketch.
If you like what you see, go ahead and paw that ‘Subscribe’ button.
” Your time to take a bow ”
Wow !
you know you french have
such a mature attitude about nudity
I only do tasteful nudity!
you know you’re not the first dog to pose nude
ok now give me playful… and yet pensive…
goood goood… a little less cyndi lauper…
a little more sarah mclachlan…
thaaaat’s it… thaaaat’s it…
nowwww hold it… hooooold it…
oh and just let me know
if you need a, you know… hydrant
ok then it’s settled…
you get a bunch of your friends
together this saturday night
and I shall set to canvas
my magnum opus
all of you — playing poker!
ohhh… you don’t like “fifi, around 2”
well how about “dog, day, afternoon”?
really? 1600 on your SATs!!!
so it’s true what they say about you poodles
not only is your owner not in my painting
his head isn’t even in the cartoon
wait, so he’s only here
because you can’t SIT
unless he says it?
ok that’s pretty lame
y’know…
you really put the “pet” in petulant
that’s ok, that’s ok…
mona lisa didn’t smile
and look where she is now!