January 7, 2024
Deadline: Ended
Winner
Bruce Bowden
“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”
Previous Contests
All captions, once submitted, become exclusive property of Meskimen Applied Silliness, Inc.
All Images Copyright Meskimen Applied Silliness, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
The new suit looks great Mr. Smith!
Hey the steam room is this way!
” It was a BABY shower!”
I mistakenly thought he was originally stealing a planter, until I took a closer look. Ha!
1) “That’s not being environmentally friendly!”
2) “When your doctor said to get more GREENS, that’s not what he meant!”
3) “You won’t be able to smoke that, you know!”
Actual Caption.
1) Alright, we’ll give you more towels!”
2) This is a Hotel, not a GYM!”
3) “I’ll have your clothes cleaned and pressed and sent to your room!”
4) “Uh, that’s not the way to the pool!”
5) “Uh, I know you just left the pool, but your room is the other way!”
6) “Uh, Mr. Trump, are you sure that’s what you want to wear to the DEBATE!”
I warned you the jewelry department would give you a hosing!
Sir, I said bras, not spa!!
I don’t care what you think or say you are, stay the hell out of the women’s sauna!
Please….whatever you do – don’t let go of that towel!
Sir! The next time you find the shower’s water temperature unsatisfactory, here’s an FYI – you can reach the front desk also by phone, it’s not necessary to walk down to complain.
I told you George not to place a bet on Wild Fire in the third! I see you lost more than your Shirt!
Sorry Mr. Smith, the men’s room is down the hall to the right!
It was a pleasure to meet you Mr. Trump! Give my best to Melania!!
“ Ele-spray-tor, going up!”
Next time, shower first, water plant after.
“I haven’t seen your rubber ducky.”
Go back to Lompoc!
“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”
“Thanks for taking part in our guests all nude swimming gala, Governor.”
Sir, you forgot your soap . . .
Oh, Mr. Smith, grey water doesn’t work on plastic plants.
Sir I told
you the Nudist Convention is at the Philmore hotel 2 blocks down the street!
I’m sorry, but the front desk will want to laugh, too!
WeightWatchers’ initiation ceremonies can be tough, Sir.