January 7, 2024

Deadline: Ended


Bruce Bowden

Jim Meskimen - Cartoon Contest - 74

“I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”

  1. Marty Kassowitz January 7, 2024 at 8:43 am

    The new suit looks great Mr. Smith!

    • Catherine Cameron-Martin January 15, 2024 at 7:13 pm

      Hey the steam room is this way!

  2. Tomas Arguello January 7, 2024 at 9:37 am

    ” It was a BABY shower!”

  3. Jeff Rector January 7, 2024 at 10:16 am

    I mistakenly thought he was originally stealing a planter, until I took a closer look. Ha!

    1) “That’s not being environmentally friendly!”
    2) “When your doctor said to get more GREENS, that’s not what he meant!”
    3) “You won’t be able to smoke that, you know!”

    Actual Caption.

    1) Alright, we’ll give you more towels!”
    2) This is a Hotel, not a GYM!”
    3) “I’ll have your clothes cleaned and pressed and sent to your room!”
    4) “Uh, that’s not the way to the pool!”
    5) “Uh, I know you just left the pool, but your room is the other way!”
    6) “Uh, Mr. Trump, are you sure that’s what you want to wear to the DEBATE!”

  4. Charlene Thorburn January 7, 2024 at 11:12 am

    I warned you the jewelry department would give you a hosing!

  5. Sheila Jindela January 7, 2024 at 11:14 am

    Sir, I said bras, not spa!!

  6. Gil Miller January 7, 2024 at 11:31 am

    I don’t care what you think or say you are, stay the hell out of the women’s sauna!

  7. Diane Moore January 7, 2024 at 12:27 pm

    Please….whatever you do – don’t let go of that towel!

  8. Diane Moore January 7, 2024 at 12:30 pm

    Sir! The next time you find the shower’s water temperature unsatisfactory, here’s an FYI – you can reach the front desk also by phone, it’s not necessary to walk down to complain.

  9. Jeffrey Freeman January 7, 2024 at 12:48 pm

    I told you George not to place a bet on Wild Fire in the third! I see you lost more than your Shirt!

  10. Jeffrey Freeman January 7, 2024 at 12:59 pm

    Sorry Mr. Smith, the men’s room is down the hall to the right!

  11. Dawn Biedermann January 7, 2024 at 2:04 pm

    It was a pleasure to meet you Mr. Trump! Give my best to Melania!!

  12. Joey Jordan January 7, 2024 at 2:14 pm

    “ Ele-spray-tor, going up!”

  13. Roger Scott Olsen January 7, 2024 at 2:49 pm

    Next time, shower first, water plant after.

  14. Daniel Johnson January 7, 2024 at 3:48 pm

    “I haven’t seen your rubber ducky.”

  15. John Rabe January 7, 2024 at 4:16 pm

    Go back to Lompoc!

  16. Bruce Bowden January 8, 2024 at 6:57 am

    “I’m sure they’ll fix your room’s walk-in shower soon, Governor.”

  17. Bruce Bowden January 8, 2024 at 7:05 am

    “Thanks for taking part in our guests all nude swimming gala, Governor.”

  18. Bob Walter January 8, 2024 at 4:07 pm

    Sir, you forgot your soap . . .

  19. Mary Lee Krackow January 8, 2024 at 5:43 pm

    Oh, Mr. Smith, grey water doesn’t work on plastic plants.

  20. Jeffrey Freeman January 12, 2024 at 12:37 pm

    Sir I told
    you the Nudist Convention is at the Philmore hotel 2 blocks down the street!

  21. Jack Lucas January 17, 2024 at 7:42 am

    I’m sorry, but the front desk will want to laugh, too!

  22. Bruce Bowden January 22, 2024 at 2:56 am

    WeightWatchers’ initiation ceremonies can be tough, Sir.

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