August 2, 2023
Deadline: Ended
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Danny Mann
"Well, you can kiss your deductible goodbye…"
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Dude, you thought you were lost before, you are in the United States. We are now calling it the land of the lost.
Bruh, I’m just trying to get to Burning Man…I don’t have any money for gas but maybe I could trade you some edibles?”
I don’t know man, I’m lost too.
“Well, according to this map, you should took a left at Albuquerque.”
Dude! Giant frisbee golf is in Nevada not Arizona!
Sorry, my map doesn’t show where the flying saucer repair shops are.
Well, you missed Roswell by over 50 miles!
So, you travel over 200 billion miles, and then run out of gas right here???
With a landing like that, good luck in conquering the Earth.
“Now, ya go up the road a piece ’til ya see a yellow barn, and go left onto the 80 west. Normally, I’d stay off that since there’s potholes, but somehow, I don’t think you’ll have problem with ’em.”
“I don’t know why they call y’all little green men. You’re huuuge”
Take you to my leader?
Dude, I can’t even find Pismo Beach.
“Yeah I know the way to San Jose but you’ll have to put more than $100 to buy a cat these days”
Yeah I know the way to San Jose but you’ll have to put more than $100 to buy a car these days”
You should have taken a right turn at Albequerque”
I hope you’re hydrated!
According to my map, you were supposed to take a left at Albuquerque
There’s no Mars on this map but I can call you AAA.
I’m on my way to Hollywood too Bro…
So let’s hangs a left at Roswell and I can guarantee these thumbs will get us a ride all the way to Hollywood…
Jj
Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is?
Okay, so AAA is off the table.
I know you want to phone home but I’m telling you, there’s no signal around here!
“If you’re a member of AAA, they’ll have you on your way in a jiffy”
“Around here, everybody uses a four-wheel-drive, so we don’t get stuck like you, there.”
“If you have AAA, they’ll have you on your way in a jiffy.”
“I’m sorry I don’t have any loose change for a phone call. I left it as a tip for my last coffee.”
Oh! I see the problem – you’re trying to follow The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy but this map is just for hiking.
“I didn’t think the first question out of your mouth would be ‘Where can I buy a Powerball Lottery ticket ?’ “
Yes, Taylor Swift’s ticket prices are “Out of This World” but you might land a date with her if you make a similar entrance at one of her outdoor concerts.
If you booked this deal on Priceline, you may want to call there 800-Whe-reMI number.
“Are you a ‘legal’ or ‘illegal’ alien?
“Dude, you’ve got the worse case of Grave’s Disease I’ve ever seen. You might wanna pick something up for that.”
“I’m just here for the anal probe.”
Wow, nice crash dude. According to my map stranger, there’s a repair shop just a few miles down the road. It’s called Area 51 but you must have a green card. (No pun intended)
Keep your distance dude! I don’t want a close encounter of any kind thank you very much.
If I crashed my vehicle like that I’d also be a little green.
Don’t worry, mister. Stick with me, and do what I do. Say, do you have opposable thumbs?
Don’t worry, mister. Stick with me, and do what I do. Say, do you have opposable thumbs?
Don’t worry, mister. Stick with me and do like I do. Say, do you have opposable thumbs?
You’re telling me you came here ‘cos your planet is overheating. Well I got news for you. Join the club.
“A little lost, are ya?”
“Sure, I can tell you where the nearest service station is. But I don’t think they do foreign cars.”
Agents J and K?
They’ll take it from here? I hope I can take their tow and repair bill seriously and it’s not out of this world!
So like did you need to phone home or for an Uber at this point man?
Nah dude. Area 51 is one mile down the road. This is Area 50.
So you saw a flying cucumber and you just lost control of your ship?
“Yeah, the secret entrance is two miles down that way. Go past the Autopsy Department and try ‘Spacecraft Examination’.”
I think I’m lost, I can’t find this Frisbee sculpture on my map.
oh no man, the frisbee golf tournament
is back about 3 ticks and a hard right
ok so if I give you directions
no probe… right?!
boy is your dad ever gonna
give you shit when you get home!
uh ohhh… your next premium
is gonna be outta this world
well you can kiss your deductible goodbye
man when your dad sees this
you’re gonna be so grounded…
oh, too soon?
ahhh… don’t sweat it man…
we’re all kinda lost in a way
well according to this map…
I guess we’re both lost
ok ok… fine, you totally win —
you are more lost
wait… you’re asking ME for directions???
kyle was just one of those kids who was
always having steven spielberg moments
kyle was just one of those kids who was
always having rod serling moments
sorry about the URANUS joke man…
I’m just really nervous
I know right? I failed mine cuzza
parallel parking
duuuude… you ALWAYS fill’er up
before a big trip
what? how can you not have an AAA card?
the best part about this, is like no one’s
gonna believe EITHER of us!
I was just thinking… someday we’ll be bbqing
and knocking back a few cold ones
with our wives and laughing our asses off
about how we met
whattaya mean you ATE the others???!!!
whoa man… wouldn’t it be cool if like
a ginormous dog came bounding around
that corner and fetched your ship
and just took off?!
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