May 13, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Winner
David N. Aitken
“Sorry, we still don’t know who the sperm donor is, but we will be looking.”
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Hey Ariel! Are we still on for tonight? Ursula is out of town!
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This is from Eileen, not me.
😲
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And if he DOES turn out to be mine, you’ll get a check on the first of the month!
A one night stand resulted in one little eight legged man.
Hey, great lookin’ kid you got there. That in vitro fertilization is really
somethin’, huh?
Sorry, we still don’t know who the sperm donor is but we will be looking.
“Cute kid, Ma’am! He’s got your eyes!”
“Good bye, Dear!
“Don’t forget Mom is coming over for dinner tonight. She’s looking forward to wrapping her arms around the baby again.”
“She’ll be quite the multitasker”
Call a Mari, not a doctor
If I were you, I’d enter her in Squid Games.
Come back next week for the ink blot tests
Could I interest you in a free DNA test? Maury Povich is looking for guests to appear on his show.
I believe we may have found out who the donor is!
“Hey, would you like to sign our petition against alien ‘Donations’ to sperm banks?”
“Excuse me this is Octward but I believe you have my binky”
Sorry to bother you, but I lost my pen. May I borrow some ink?
“Could you answer this brief survey on trans-species parenting?”
“Hey, would you like to sign our petition against extraterrestrial ‘Donations’ to sperm banks?”
Darling, remember to stop by the babywear store and pick up four pairs of bootees for little Oswald.
“Excuse me. Can I interest you in a copy of The Tentacle Commandments?”
I meant he had 8 tentacles!!!
A Day in the Life of My Octopus Teacher: “Excuse me Mrs. Ross, I forgot to tell you that there’s been a change in your baby’s recommended diet…we are using plant based protein so please release that fish back into the ocean!”
see ya at 6 ariel… love you…
bye bye nemo… wave to daddy
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bye honey… oh and easy on the cod
or he’ll be up all night ok?
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mornin’ dr. smythe
( just act natural honey, no one suspects a thing )
golf friday, right?!
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well at least it wasn’t a fly
like price and goldblum had to deal with
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ohhh geez… PANTS!
will I ever get used to their customs?
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coming this fall from disney and guillermo del toro…
shape of water — the sitcom
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I can’t believe he’s ignoring us…
he KNOWS he’s the father
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testicles… tentacles…
it was an honest mistake
you know physicians’ handwriting
Stop stalking me – I told you, I’m going to have to ask for a paternity test…