March 17, 2023
Deadline: Ended
Winner
Evan Berry
“Excuse me, kids — I’ve been trying to find the hair salon at this address for five years. Do either of you happen to have a merit badge for pet grooming?”
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“You guys made this scavenger hunt too hard.”
“Im doing a yard sale at the other side of the forest next Sunday if you boys are free.”
“Look kid, this note from your mom is really sweet but I’m still gonna eat you.”
“Pardon me gentleman, I’d like to enter one of my stories into your Campfire Story Competition if you’re still accepting.”
“You’ve been served”
Listen fellas, the contract clearly states howling, some stomping about and shaking the tent…where’s the tent?
“On behalf of the associated rabble and critter of this here forest, I, Bartholomew Hairybottom exorcise my rights as Wood Warden to read to you this poem I made!”
I’ll take that…Always read the Foot notes..
The forest is having trouble getting the sleep they need if you use your cell phones in their home.
Its a standard NDA guys. It also says that if you photograph me, the shot has to be at a distance of 200 yards and must be blurry.
“Excuse me, kids — I’ve been trying to find the hair salon at this address for five years. Do either of you happen to have a merit badge for pet grooming?”
After much experience Bigfoot has learned to give out toilet paper to those people who meet him for the first time.
“You kids have a great night. I’m turning in myself. I just need you lastly to read and sign this Bigfoot Non Disclosure Agreement.”
” Back in the days of old, we used to have this book called The Yellow Pages.”
“Do either of you want to sign my yearbook?”
“Wanna play Tic- Tac- Toe?”
Fella, you’re in violation of the AirB&B agreement.
Hotdog? You have been served!
Boys, I’m going to need more toilet paper than what has been provided.
Here is a list of my dietary restrictions,Please don’t leave it in the fire too long,I get acid reflux
You forgot to tick #10, ‘sasquatch repellent.’
I’ve got an order for ten S’mores, extra squish — on the fly!!
“Mrs Bigfoot has got me doing the shopping. You boys know if there’s a Wholefoods round here?”
“and that’s why you always leave a note”
Do you speak English? Can you read this for me?
“Hey! You guys want to hear something ironic? I’m about to wipe with a page from ‘Dances with Wolves’ Ha!
We’ve been trying to reach you for your Car’s extended warranty.
2. “Gonna need you to sign this NDA, thanks!!”
-Bigfoot!
“Mrs Bigfoot has got me doing the shopping. You boys know if there’s a Wholefoods round here?”
“Look Jimmy it’s an unidentified furry object”
Hey guys, where’s the scoutmaster? I need my Photography merit badge certificate signed.
S
“It’s actually spelled B-I-G-F-U-T.”
Here is a list of my dietary restrictions.
Please don’t leave mine in the fire too long.
“Can you believe it? I’ve been in this forest so long the ranger has given me a parking ticket”
“uh.. just a reminder that “check-out time” is 10 am”
Bigfoot: “Hey Scouts, Can I interest you in signing my petition to replace that dang bear as the forestry mascot?”
“This Bigfoot movie is killing me. 4am call. Four hours in make-up. And look at the script. Brad’s got the best lines and I get to growl a bit”
“Sorry to hear that Mr Clooney. Would you like a sausage?”
Be careful guys, Here’s my info. I’m an Eagle Scout abandoned here in 1989
Tell you what. I’ll make this $200 fire-hazard fine go away in exchange for a hotdog.
“Listen kids, I am the real thing. This is my Big-Foot letter of authentication.”